Swift's Brainlessness Explained: 2

Are you kidding me?! Running over one of those is hard to do. You can see pretty clearly what is in front of your semi. So how the heck would they manage that? It's pretty obvious that it is simply an unexperienced trucker that has no idea how to drive. That's likely why Swift hired him! That is also a cement barrier. You could definitely feel it. So congrats, Swift! I'm going to make fun of you guys even more. See ya!

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