Idiots Of The Earth

  1. New Shorts Anyone? I don't know how this driver did this. Those races are pretty well gaurded. 2. Well This Is Dark.... Ya. Um, Sorry. This Is Pretty Dark.... Let's Move on. 3. Wrong. If anyone has seen how Smart Cars handle crashes, this is quite a serious crash. This also might be an older model, and they were indeed very fragile. The new ones are built like tanks, and can drive through a brick wall and keep on going. 4. Car Wash Speed Run Oh geez he's got some speed, boy. Ripped the entire car wash apart, just about killed the car wash lady, and then perfectly parked on the other side. Wow. How did the car even get moving that fast?! 5. Load A Save This is when you know you game way too much. 6. Wowwww Ok. I'm going to be honest, this is kind of racist, not gonna lie, but seriously. 7. Found who hit your car! Of course it did. That's the way it always is. But there are clearly some lumberjacks who are running away at a pretty high speed.... 8. It's Not A...

  1. China vs. Germany How does this happen? 2. "The Wheels On The Bus Go BOOM BANG CRASH" What the heck?!?! 3. Well, That's One Way To F Up! <:O 4. My Mental Health Oh, well that's just great. 5. Car Crash In 3....2....1.... NOW! Oh, help me.... 6. Respect Your Elders.... Car. They just don't build cars like they used to. 7. Pokémon Go Seems legit.... 8. Leaving Cars and Coffee.... How in the world?! 9. ROCKET LEAGUE!!!! "Ah believe ah can flyyyy" 10. Beer That guy's face tho!

Ohhhhh boy. What do we have here?! This man has apparently got no brain cells or he does but is losing them quickly, or is trying to impress his GF, got triple dog dared to do it, or does not desire to be a man anymore. Either way, he is clearly stupid enough to FIRE THE FIREWORK BACKWARDS, BLOWING HIS NUTS OFF WITH A FORCE CAPABLE OF BUSTING A HOLE THROUGH HIS GUT!!!! Such a man does not really belong in this world much longer, and he will soon die off, leaving a (hopefully) smarter species behind.  Trophy Awarded.

  Well that's a bit of an issue.... I don't think I've ever seen this happen in all my years on the farm. I've seen people hit bridges and knock headers off, I've seen people drive over their headers, but never this. It looks like there isn't a huge chance he made it out alive, as the rear of the header is a lot thicker, and it looks like it went right through the cab. But if you look closer, it didn't sink too far into the cab. So he might have lived. Tell me what you think in the comments!

There's a Volkswagen for you. Folded around the pole like papier-mâché. No one could make it out of that alive. The entire safety zone is crumpled. The frame is kinked off in many places. The steering wheel is out the passenger side window. The body/bodies is/are likely beyond recovery.

1. "Dentist, I have a toothache!" Well this is unfortunate. How Can Anyone Manage This?! This man crashed into the 2nd floor of a dental office. That's just crazy. 2. "Hmmm. Y'know, a garage would be nice...." Not enough Dodge, too much Ram.... The house ripped the rear axel right off of that Dodge. Seems to be an old house too. That's going to be one heck of a bill for repairs. 3. Just an extraordinary day as a garbage man! Hmmmm.... Yeah, there's no getting out of there. Pick up your car at the dump! You might just make it in time! Hmmmm.... Maybe I'll just keep this one. Car's in nice shape. Runs nice. Just have to get it out of here somehow! 4. ROCKET LEAGUE VR!!!! Oof. You're gonna feel THAT one in the morning. Maybe he got goal! 5. "I wonder what this pedal on the left hand side does?" Looks like somebody pushed the emergency brake and caused a pile up. 6. "Hey Sargent? A phone booth kinda hit my cruiser...." I d...

Hooooookay. Well what the heck happened HERE?! Did he drive through a house, somehow remaining unharmed, and then hit the oven and suffer catastrophic damage, although somehow leaving the oven unharmed? Or did a cargo plane lose some of it's load? Or Hulk said "the heck with you" and chucked it at him? Or maybe it just blipped into existence at the most inopportune time. I don't know. You explain it! Leave your thoughts in the comments!

Uh, oh.... That's not good. However it happened, it sure looks muddy, but it also looks like there is NO CROP.... So what is he doing?! Something similar happened to my Papa. He was heading down the highway, on his way to the next field, and the parking brake came on, for no reason at all! He came to quite the sudden halt, as the combine took a nose dive into the highway and smashed the header against the pavement. It did quite a lot of damage to the header, but Papa was unhurt, thanks to his seatbelt. The combine it's self was mostly unharmed as well. But this one has tracks. Metal tracks. So he can't go too fast, as the combine wouldn't be able to take it. So a parking brake is out of the question. Wind is also overruled, as the combine is much too heavy.

  Oops.... Looks like this guy was hauling a couple silage bales (which are a lot heavier than straw bales) and tried to slow down. He then flopped it on it's nose. It would be easy to get it back on it's wheels, but I guess this guy just bailed (pardon the pun) and didn't try to self-right. An easy way to prevent this is to have a counter-weight on the rear, or even another bail claw or more bail spikes, so that you could attach bails on the back, therefore being perfectly balanced. But I bet that felt interesting when it went over! Most farmers don't wear their seat belts, so I bet he ate the steering wheel for lunch that day. But I learned my lesson pretty quickly. When I was in the grain cart (it was being pulled by a CAT Challenger), it shifted down a speed as we neared the combine, and I darn near went through the windshield! Since then, I've worn my seatbelt in the farm equipment a lot more.