Idiots Of The Earth

  Seems to me that this farmer isn't having a nice day. This is the worst case I've seen (pardon the pun). Those tracks are about 6 feet tall, and they are BURIED. He is stuck real bad. Good luck getting out of that one. Looks like he was harrowing, which produces a huge amount of drag. Add a little mud into the situation, and this is the result.

  OK.... What the frick?!?! You really have to be stoned out of your mind in order to do that. I've nearly rolled tractors, and I've jackknifed tractors. All of the above are difficult to do. It looks like a road up above the tractor, so he probably drove off the road, likely at a decent speed, tried to turn at the last minute, and rolled it. But his trailer is still level, which might make for some confusion. Anyway, this farmer is not too smart.

Yes, you do. But not THAT one. This Dad apparently though it would be great to relive his youth. Umm, no Dad, that is NOT a good idea. "Oh, nooooo, it will be just fine!" Famous last words? "It will be just fine" So, don't get stuck in one of these things. they are near impossible to get out of, even if you are a kid. Trophy awarded.

Well this is all time stupidity. This can only end one way. Even if it's not starting for you, or it's hard to pull start it, you don't try to buzz your nuts off in the most painful way that it can possibly be done. Kids? Not anymore. This man most definitely gets a Stupid Award. Trophy awarded.

  WHO LET THEIR WIFE BEHIND THE WHEEL?!?! But seriously though. how on this green earth did someone manage this. Lets take a moment to think about that.... Ok that's enough. Maybe someone was trying to show off, and hit the ditch, while playing    "I believe I can fly"? I really don't know exactly how this is possible. It looks like the car is pointing up, so it had to have flown in from a lower place, and then soared through everything until it finally stopped in the roof. But it's a one floor house, so it couldn't have been coming in at too bad an angle. Judging by the height of the house, the angle of the roof, and the height of the roof, it must have smashed through the eavestrough, then broken through the ceiling, and came out the other side. Trophy Awarded.

  Okay. What the actual heck did this man do. in order utterly destroy his tractor like that?! Did a John Deere have a go at it?? Or maybe he drove it into a tree? Did the sky fall on it? Good luck explaining that one to the insurance company. Even the wheels are laying next to it! The axel, just, sheared off as if it was planned! But it wasn't. I think. I'm not sure how anyone could ever do that even if they tried. Farmers are Geniuses. This one kind of fell a bit farther from the tree than the others....

Oh boy. That man's face is a classic: "where the frick are you hiding, Swift?!?!" Seems like another semi (likely Swift) backed into this man's semi, and then left. Seems like something Swift would do. That semi may have no huge grill/bulbar that they normally have, but you would still feel a large amount of resistance from the semi's front end.

**sigh** Swift does it again.... and again, and again, and again!!!! One Swift: Simple jackknife, any unlucky trucker can accomplish that. It looks like he was trying to turn on to a grid (gravel) road a bit too fast, and slid into the ditch. With the momentum of the trailer pushing on the rear, it drove the trailer around, and into the side of the truck. It also looks like the truck got caught by the tree, stopping it from sliding further, assisting in the jackknife. Two Swift: Bruh.... How.... I---.... Ya, no. That looks like much too smooth of pavement to be a highway, so I think that was in their own truck yard! How do you manage things like that?! Red Swift: It's not a Swift truck, I know, but judging by the IQ level required to do that makes me think it's a Swift trucker that got fired and is now working for a different company. Looks like a border crossing?? Maybe. Or a toll station, or a parking complex. Oh please not a parking complex! HAHA!!!! That would be ridiculous...

  Swift does this all the time! I've personally seen many wrecks like this. The driver fails to read the signs, or does, but fails to remember the height of the truck. Then this happens. The caption makes it all the more funnier. This has got to be the worst wreck I've seen yet. I've seen the top pieces of the trailers taken off, but to kink the whole thing like that is unusual. Nice job, Swift.

Are you kidding me?! Running over one of those is hard to do. You can see pretty clearly what is in front of your semi. So how the heck would they manage that? It's pretty obvious that it is simply an unexperienced trucker that has no idea how to drive. That's likely why Swift hired him! That is also a cement barrier. You could definitely feel it. So congrats, Swift! I'm going to make fun of you guys even more. See ya!

I don't even want know how the heck he managed that. Did he hit a curb traveling at the speed of sound, or what? Just bumping a curb doesn't seem likely. Those wheels are attached right to the frame. It would take a tremendous amount of force to accomplish that. I've never seen that as long as I've been alive. So, congrats Swift!