Swift's Brainlessness Explained: 4

**sigh**

Swift does it again.... and again, and again, and again!!!!

One Swift: Simple jackknife, any unlucky trucker can accomplish that. It looks like he was trying to turn on to a grid (gravel) road a bit too fast, and slid into the ditch. With the momentum of the trailer pushing on the rear, it drove the trailer around, and into the side of the truck. It also looks like the truck got caught by the tree, stopping it from sliding further, assisting in the jackknife.

Two Swift: Bruh.... How.... I---.... Ya, no. That looks like much too smooth of pavement to be a highway, so I think that was in their own truck yard! How do you manage things like that?!

Red Swift: It's not a Swift truck, I know, but judging by the IQ level required to do that makes me think it's a Swift trucker that got fired and is now working for a different company. Looks like a border crossing?? Maybe. Or a toll station, or a parking complex. Oh please not a parking complex! HAHA!!!! That would be ridiculous. But it seems like an anything is possible when Swift is behind the wheel.

Blue Swift: Also not a Swift truck, but likely still a Swift trucker. Once again, a bridge dummy. Someone who has no idea what the signs beside (or in this case, on the side of) the bridges mean. Congrats, Swift, on another very entertaining ride!